Off topic: Funny Book Titles and Authors' Names Thread poster: Paul Dixon
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Paul Dixon 
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(Source: New Routes No. 43)
"A Great Plenty" by E. Nuff
"How to Cut Grass" by Lon Moore
"Breaking the Law" by Kermit A. Krime
"Chest Pain" by I. Koffalott
"Housework" by Dustin Cook
"I Love Mathematics" by Adam Up
"Armed Heists" by Robin Banks
"Allegiance to the King" by Neil Downe
"Get Moving" by Sheik Alegg
"Girl on a Budget" by Penny Pincher
"Is O.J. G... See more (Source: New Routes No. 43)
"A Great Plenty" by E. Nuff
"How to Cut Grass" by Lon Moore
"Breaking the Law" by Kermit A. Krime
"Chest Pain" by I. Koffalott
"Housework" by Dustin Cook
"I Love Mathematics" by Adam Up
"Armed Heists" by Robin Banks
"Allegiance to the King" by Neil Downe
"Get Moving" by Sheik Alegg
"Girl on a Budget" by Penny Pincher
"Is O.J. Guilty" by Howard I. Know
"A Stitch in Time" by Justin Case
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eesegura
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How about: You Want Me To Do What? by Shirley U. Jest
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Thanks for the laughs, Paul, this is very funny
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Jack Doughty
United Kingdom
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In memoriam
Almost Made It as a Russian Ballerina, by Sonya Yetsova
Are You Hungry, Monkey? by Ava Banana
I'll Go Second, by Hugo First
How to Keep Fit, by Jim Nasticks
Senior Citizens, by Jerry Attricks
Christmas Music, by Carol Singers
Droopy-Drawers, by Lucy Lastic
A New Invention, by Pat Pending
Keep On Trying, by Percy Veer
A New Dawn Coming, by Tamara Morning
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JPW (X)
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| The Joys of Pig Farming ... | Jan 23, 2011 |
... by Chris P. Bacon
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Jack Doughty
United Kingdom
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In memoriam | Omission from list | Jan 24, 2011 |
I see they included Leo Tolstoy, by Warren Peace; but they forgot Victor Hugo, by Les Miserables.
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i love these title they are fun
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| Here's a few more: | Jun 7, 2013 |
Computers for Dummies by P.C. Lerner
Physical Education by Jim Shorts
Blinded by the Light by I.C. Clerly
Tools of the Trade by M.C. Hammer
Cowboys and Indians by T.P. Hutt
Yellow River by I.P. Daly
Sue
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| Satisfyingly puerile ones | Jun 8, 2013 |
The ones told in the school bus are the ones that cracked me up the most in my life:
The Great Wall of China Clean-up by Hu Flung Dung
[yes, I know the middle syllable isnʼt actually allowed by Chinese phonotactics …]
Size Matters by Ivor Biggan
Coup in Papua New Guinea by Jack Tuat … oh wait, that last one actually happened.
[Edited at 2013-06-08 16:12 GMT]
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| Maybe I should write a book? | Jun 8, 2013 |
"Bad Loss" by Goodwin?
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Lines in the sand by Dick dragon
Hole in the mattress by Mr completely
Seamen on the ceiling by who slung cum
Rusty bed springs by I.P freely
Under the bleachers by symore butts
Bloody sack by tiger loose
Can’t believe I haven’t seen any of these.
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| Have you heard of this book | Jun 23, 2018 |
over population in China by yephuck emwong
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The name of the gynecologist for the birth of my first child was Dr. Nurse. It created no end of confusion when the clerk at another hospital was taking down my history and asked "Doctor?" and I answered "Nurse". When I expanded that to "Dr. Nurse" she was almost irate, "I know there was a doctor and a nurse. What was the doctor's name, please!"
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| Chinese Books | Sep 26, 2023 |
Are You Harboring a Fugitive? by Hu Yu Hai Ding
This Plane Is Going to Hit That Mountain by Wi Tu Lo, illustrated by Ho Li Fuk
Small Horse by Tai Ni Po Ni
How to Clean Your Automobile by Wa Shu Ka
Your Piano Sounds Off Key by Git Tu Ning Fok
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